And this is hardly my most nerdy indulgence—over the past couple of years I’ve embraced it, and in the last twenty-four hours alone I’ve read X-Men comics, I’ve ventured into a dungeon with my Dark Elf character in the video game Oblivion and I’ve relaxed with a smattering of songs from one of the many Final Fantasy soundtracks I keep tucked away in my music collection, somewhere behind all the cool stuff. Perhaps I should be more concerned about my image, but for the moment I remain convinced that if I stick at it long enough I’ll be able to convince the world that actually nerd stuff has always been cool. And I liked it before you.

I don’t want to be high-horsey about it and I certainly don’t care about animals. I watched a video of a monkey forcing a frog to give it oral sex on YouTube the other day and found it really funny. Stupid monkey. I am apparently what Wikipedia calls an ‘environmental vegetarian’. But this is kind of off topic. The point is it’s really easy to be vegetarian. So much so that while I still really like meat I don’t really get it. That might sound strange, but since I’ve had to start refusing it I’ve started to think that much of the world is insane. Why does everyone eat meat all the time? Why is it in everything? Why can’t people cook a meal without it? It’s as though the whole world decided one day that food should be eaten with tree bark. Tree bark has to be in everything! It is to be the basis for all meals from now on! I arrived at this conclusion through two vegetarian cookbooks my brother Tom got me for my birthday, when I realised that vegetarian cooking is not about having the meat ‘taken out’ or substituted for something else. That might seem obvious, but if you think about it for a moment that approach is the basis for the majority of vegetarian options in non-vegetarian restaurants.

I didn’t set out for this to become such a rant and I probably should have stopped writing three-hundred words ago. The only reason I’ve been thinking about it is that I finally tried a burger from the fantastically named Lord of the Fries and it was amazing. Until recently I had no idea all of their stuff was vegetarian and much of it vegan. Although I love the idea of drunk bogans unwittingly buying veggie burgers for the taxi ride home, people should know. If I can get so drunk I can barely walk and still buy a greasy, greasy burger from a late-night burger stand I can cope with being a vegetarian.

I remember being in the city last February on Black Saturday, when the empty streets felt impossibly surreal. The few people who had ventured outside were being blasted with strong winds and forty-seven degree heat and would duck for cover into any shop open for business as though from a hailstorm. It felt wrong.

But this time you wouldn’t know it. With no idea of the apparently omnipresent danger, I traipsed into the city yesterday to indulge myself in lunch with a friend, and a couple of French macarons from a posh little deli I’d read about in a wanky Melbourne food blog. I don’t usually treat myself to these kinds of things, but I was feeling whatever the opposite of homesick is and remembered drunkenly eating macarons in Nice with Gillian before our trip to Monte Carlo. Tiny, and expensive at $2.50 each, but I guess with a gunman on the loose I might as well splurge.

I’m going to be in a musical.

A university production of Sweeney Todd, to be precise. Not in any major role, just as ‘ensemble member #9’ or something equally anonymous, but it’s still rather exciting, particularly considering that around six months ago I hated musicals.

That was before I’d watched Glee. I know, it’s become a bit of a cliché to even talk about the show. It seems to be one of those things that you love…or you just don’t get. I’ve introduced it to numerous people who respond with something along the lines of: “Yeah, it’s pretty funny. I don’t get why they’re singing.” But for me, a frequent and severe victim of pathos, it makes me happy like little else. The only show that’s come even close to leaving me beaming after each episode the way Glee does is The West Wing, in which singing was infrequent.

I’m not really sure why, exactly. I’ve had conversations recently about what I find appealing about teenaged characters (beyond the school uniforms). Depictions of teenagehood as a transitional period into maturity seem to me farcical. Where the characters of our teenage dramas are allowed to express their fears, frustrations and insecurities, the conclusion is inevitable adulthood. But rather than some sense of actual maturity, growing up seems to be about ‘just getting on with it’, even in the face of exactly the same fears, frustrations and insecurities. So to me, teenage angst is a fantastic, socially acceptable outward expression of the same shit we all have to deal with but pretend we don’t.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that Glee, with a cast of teenaged characters dealing with the weekly problems of an after school special, is designed from the outset to make us feel all mushy inside. And that’s okay! I don’t know why we don’t seek out those feelings more often. I’ve said before that I respect a person who can be brought to tears by television or a book or a song or whatnot. And there’s singing in Glee! Not serving as a barrier to pathos, but rather as its conduit, abstracting it out so that rather than get caught up in the ridiculousness of some of the plotlines you can just sit back and know that even though you shouldn’t care about whether or not Rachel and Finn end up together, they’re singing about it and it’s just wonderful.

I suppose if that wasn’t the case I might find it hard to relate to the show’s presentation of the same, familiar yet unreal American high school environment that I know I never experienced. Jocks and nerds? Cheerleaders and choir girls? If my country high school was characterised by anything it was apathy. Sure there was some bullying early on—I was too much of a loser to be immune to that—but after a while no one really cared anymore. We didn’t have outlets like school plays or choirs to ‘express ourselves’, but I’d be lying if I said that meant my teenage years were filled with starry eyes and dreams of an imaginary, inaccessible stage. But then, every once in a while I’d look across to the other high school—the one my brother didn’t go to and so seemed out of the question for me—the one with the drama and music programs, and think that maybe I’d be doing something other than drinking and getting stoned most weekends if I’d had the guts to admit that deep down, in the place where we all know that for each of us it’s true, I’m a star.

And so even if Ohio’s William McKinley High School Glee Club is merely a means to expression in the face of the oppression of a fictional high school as far from my teenagehood as the SATs and American football, Glee makes me happy.

Realising this six months ago in midst of a Prague winter, I immediately set to acquiring a selection of musical soundtracks, hoping to find something I would enjoy more than the songs from Mamma Mia!, which became my first experience of musical theatre on a high school excursion when I was sixteen. So, upon the recommendations of my cousins, I armed myself with Sondheim and a newfound conviction that when I got back to Australia I should audition for a musical. I did, and to my surprise, I got in. Although this all seems a bit sudden, and I can hardly say I’m fulfilling some dream I’ve had since I was eight years old, in some way maybe I am. Maybe I’m getting that high school experience after all. Maybe this will be the moment I realise, in the words of The Decemberists, I was meant for the stage.

I’ve never had trouble finding a room in Melbourne before, and despite the fact that I was to arrive in Melbourne just two days before classes began at Melbourne Uni for the semester I was confident that I’d sort something out. But of course that wasn’t the case, and for the first three weeks of semester I slept on the couches and floors of my incredibly hospitable brothers while life went on and I struggled to keep up at uni while still being confused as to why everyone around me was speaking English. After a couple of possible rooms in share houses fell through, I finally found somewhere with friends of friends in Brunswick, my favourite part of town.

Three days after I moved in we got an eviction notice. While frantically looking for another new house, I managed to get about 10,000 words of assessment written and submitted. Finally, a room opened up in my old house at no. 69, the Brothel. Moving house the second time happened over the course of about a month, and involved staying in various rooms while housemates in two houses shuffled around, and trips to Wodonga to retrieve things I packed in boxes before jetting off to Europe the first time, five and a half years ago. So now I’m back in my old room in the former brothel with some old housemates, some new, and fewer holes in my wall since Dad helped me cover them with sticky grey stuff that made my room smell like chemicals for days. As soon as my senses of taste and smell returned I was thrown back into study, and that’s where I find myself now: staring down the barrel of one more 2,000-word essay after submitting about 6,000 words worth yesterday.

But at least I have a bed to sleep in, a desk to write at, and a pizza oven to make dinner time fun. And hopefully even the time to be less of a bad friend, both by distance and not.

Of course, as everyone I’ve mentioned this to who has already crossed over into the indistinct realms of thirtysomethinghood has vigorously attested, that’s ridiculous. My stepmum Jenny tells me she’s only now in her prime! While this was said in an attempt to reassure us both, now that my Hallmark wisdom has come back to haunt me I can’t help but note this birthday as significant in some way. At the least it brings my mind back to Prague, which I left just three months ago feeling a bit more grown up.

I’m not sure yet how I feel about that.

And so I did. Two months after finishing my final exams I boarded a plane for Poland and didn’t come back for a year. Since then, I’ve lived in eleven different houses in six different cities in five different countries. For an almost-24-year-old, I think I’ve done some pretty cool stuff. Most of it has been for the simple reason that I have taken opportunities as they have arisen, and haven’t thought too much about where it would all lead. Of course, it’s been amazing, but my decisions have rarely felt like decisions at all.

The way I ended up in Amsterdam is a little complicated, and a case in point. I had originally decided to go to the University of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia a year ago, but had to cancel my exchange after the global financial crisis killed the Australian dollar. When I had to choose somewhere else to go instead, Prague was kind of a spur of the moment decision. I wanted to spend two semesters abroad to make the most of the government loan program for exchange students, but I knew I could only afford it if I spent one semester somewhere cheap. So Prague, then Amsterdam, which I chose primarily for three reasons: to spend more time with the family I have in the Netherlands, because the courses on offer looked great and fit perfectly with my majors, and because I thought that after a semester in the Czech Republic I would be ready for somewhere easy, somewhere I could go and just relax for a while.

Since I arrived in Amsterdam three weeks ago, the place has been anything but easy. For a start, the University of Amsterdam screwed up my enrolment, first of all enrolling me in the wrong faculty, and second, forgetting to enrol me in any classes. After pestering them for a week about it they emailed me a list of six subjects that still had places available and said I had to choose from those. When I pointed out that none of them were even remotely related to my majors, they didn’t get back to me. I did get it sorted out eventually, but I didn’t really end up in courses I wanted to be taking.

And while that was perhaps the catalyst for what happened, it’s certainly not the only thing that has gone wrong. I’ve had problems with my housing, with public transport, and with a number of other things. And meeting people has been tiring. I had the energy for it five months ago when I arrived in Prague, but now I don’t. Setting yourself up in a new place takes time and effort, and I have neither the patience nor the stamina to do it again for the sixth time in five years, particularly in a city that is one of the most exhausting places I have ever been. Basically, I haven’t been happy in Amsterdam.

So, I’ve decided to come back to Australia. I’ve booked my flight, and I’ll be back in Melbourne next Friday night on a Qatar Airways flight arriving at 10.25pm, ready to start classes on Monday.

It’s not just everything that has happened since I got here that has led me to this decision; I have reasons back home as well. For the first time in a long time, I feel like I know what’s important to me. I want to spend more time with my family and see my nephew Sam grow up. I want to be more involved in my studies, as I’m more passionate about them than I’ve ever been, and my areas of academic interest are becoming clearer and clearer. I want to be playing music again with my brothers and singing in the uni choir. I want to take my writing more seriously. I want to explore the amazing friendships I made in my first three and a half years in Melbourne. And most of all, I want to decide to do all of these things. I don’t want to be carried along by a series of circumstances that seem to be out of my control, making decisions simply because they could be made.

I hope that this explains why I’m coming home, and why I’ve been a little absent for the past couple of weeks. This hasn’t been an easy decision, but it feels like the right one.

Of course I wish it hadn’t come to this. I wish I’d had an amazing time since I arrived in Amsterdam, and I wish I wanted to stay. But I haven’t, and I don’t. I’m choosing to see this as an opportunity to do something completely different: to decide to be where I want to be and do what I want to be doing. That’s the ‘great experiment’ of the title. And at this point it seems more daunting and exciting than anything else in front of me.

And I’ll be back of course—I’ve made too many friends on this side of the world not to be.

So after I left, I didn’t have great memories of Prague. It wasn’t just the theft, although the experience probably coloured feelings about the rest of my time there. When I remembered Prague I remembered tourists and tacky souvenir shops and flashing neon blazing from the old town.

Of course, as anyone who has read this blog over the last four months would know, my feelings about Prague have changed dramatically since that afternoon in January four years ago. Now I love the place. But as tends to happen when I reach the end of these things, I started thinking about what Prague has meant to me. I’ll admit that I’m prone to these kinds of thoughts. When I left Warsaw after six months, I couldn’t imagine not going back, not having this connection to Poland that I now have and will probably have for the rest of my life.

But Prague? I could take it or leave it. I don’t mean that I haven’t had an amazing time, more that it hasn’t been some life-changing experience. I haven’t come out the other end with words of wisdom I wish I could give to a fifteen-year-old Ben.

But that’s okay. Sometimes I expect that self-discovery will come in big, dramatic revelations like Darwinian leaps in evolution, and that’s ridiculous. We are always changing whether we notice it or not, and all we can do is hope that it’s change for the better. And even when it is, it can be small. And that’s okay too.

The last two years of my life have been insane, and it’s not hard to look at myself six months ago and see that I had completely burnt out. So what Prague has been to me more than anything else is somewhere and somewhen to sit down and figure out where I’m at. To consolidate in my mind everything that’s happened, and in the end realise that I keep trying to put end-dates on growth and change. If Prague has taught me anything (even now I grasp at narrative!) it’s that we do our best and hope it’s enough.

The day before I left Prague, I walked along the banks of the Vltava from my apartment in Smichov to Charles Bridge in the old town. When I came to the spot where I’d taken that photo four years ago, I couldn’t help but smile. Four years later and I’m back in the same place.

But I know that I’m a different person than I was four years ago. Maybe I’ve changed for the better, maybe not. But that’s not the point. So what is?

Well, it’s about the journey. Sometimes they’re clichés because they’re true.